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All This Year’s Best Video Game April Fools’ Day Jokes
It’s time for your favorite news writer’s least favorite day
We know what day it is but these Raspberry Pi price hikes are no joke
: Who is going to drop nearly $400 on an underpowered Linux computer?
Apple's 50-year transformation into a cultural and technology powerhouse
A scrawny hippie and a nerdy engineer who became prank-playing friends vowed to change the world when they founded a Silicon Valley startup on April Fools’ Day 50 years ago and then — no joke — pulled it off.
Jimmy Kimmel Blasted by Mike Rowe After ‘Plumber’ Comments
The 'Dirty Jobs' host called the jokes 'tone deaf.'
Hornets’ Charles Lee hilariously dismisses ‘not that good’ Derrick White
Hornets HC Charles Lee joked around with Derrick White, whom he helped coach to a title when he was with the Celtics in 2024.
Howie Mandel struggles through Kelly Ripa apology, says he doesn't believe 'a comedian should apologize for a joke'
Howie Mandel offers his apologies to Kelly Ripa after scolding her in a tense on-air exchange: 'I'm sorry I didn't see it that way.'
Sports quiz of the week: a fight, a joke, a gift and a Liverpool legend
Have you been following the big stories in football, rugby union, snooker, baseball and athletics?
Funny business: Humor scholars on whether jokes help or hurt at work
Leeds researchers Tony Kong and Peter McGraw agree humor has real workplace benefits, but pulling it off can be tricky.
79 Brilliant Memes That Brought Science And Humor Together
Let’s be honest—complex physics theories and mind-bending math problems can leave most of us staring blankly, wondering what just happened. But one thing most of us can understand is a good meme about them. Somehow, even the most complicated subjects become instantly relatable when they’re turned into a clever joke. And that’s exactly what we’ve got for you today, pandas. We’ve rounded up a bunch of science and math memes that take these “serious” subjects and give them a fun twist. You might no
Trump Jokes About Pearl Harbor in Meeting With Japan’s Leader
Breaking a taboo, President Trump needled Japan’s prime minister about the World War II attack, as she widened her eyes and appeared to take a deep breath in the Oval Office.
Holy Crap: The BMW M3 Wagon Is Actually Going Racing
The race-ready BMW wagon went from a joke to a reality in just eight months.
+++ "You dreamed it, we built it": BMW M Motorsport is turning the concept for a racing version of the BMW M3 Touring, originally presented as an April Fools’ joke in 2025, into reality +++ The BMW M3 Touring 24H will hit the track as a spectacular highlight for motorsport fans in the “Green Hell” +++ The BMW M3 Touring 24H will make its racing debut next weekend as part of the Nürburgring Langstrecken Serie +++
+++ "You dreamed it, we built it": BMW M Motorsport is turning the concept for a racing version of the BMW M3 Touring, originally presented as an April Fools’ joke in 2025, into reality +++ The BMW M3 Touring 24H will hit the track as a spectacular highlight for motorsport fans in the “Green Hell” +++ The BMW M3 Touring 24H will make its racing debut next weekend as part of the Nürburgring Langstrecken Serie +++
Ex-Yelp employee turned inside joke into side hustle, full-time job
Joey Coffin was working at Yelp when he started an e-commerce side hustle. He shared the strategies that helped him take his business full-time.
From flat jokes, to politics, to red-carpet dazzle: 5 experts unpack the 2026 Oscars
Between the glitzy celebration of cinematic escapism, and constant reminders of our dark and complicated world, this year’s ceremony felt somewhat disjointed.
Jimmy Kimmel calls out CBS over free speech; swipe at Trump at Oscars
"Oh, man, is he going to be mad his wife wasn't nominated for this?" Jimmy Kimmel joked while presenting the award for best documentary feature.
Music Icon, 80, Shares Health Update in Rare Appearance
The “Jolene″ singer also joked about her dating life during her first public appearance since announcing “health challenges” last year.
'Impractical Jokers' star dines at Cincinnati restaurant
The comedian stopped at a Cincinnati restaurant while on tour in Cincinnati.
Steve Wozniak on Apple at 50: We didn't foresee the future, but we took the first step
“Well, it kind of started when I was born,” Steve Wozniak jokes when asked about Apple’s origin. “Steve Jobs wanted...
Stephen Colbert Takes Aim At His Corporate Bosses In Blunt Awards Speech Moment
The "Late Show" host also joked about his own potential future during the WGA Awards.
Ryan Gosling breaks and can't stop laughing over surprise joke changes in hilarious 'SNL' sketch
Ryan Gosling broke and dissolved into giggles cold-reading several surprise jokes — including one poking fun at his 'Barbie' role — in a hilarious 'SNL' sketch about passing notes in class.
Slay the Spire 2's launch has been so incredibly successful, the studio had to apologise for a joke about Marathon that now "seems a bit meaner than it was intended"
Game developer behind Slay the Spire 2 has assured people that their congratulations message to the Marathon team wasn't meant to read as mean.
Salesforce president addresses Benioff ICE jokes in meeting with staff
President Robin Washington discussed how the company is responding, after some employees and executives complained about Benioff's ICE jokes.
Trump says he is a savior of women’s sports. His ice hockey joke showed what he really thinks
The president and his allies have never been interested in helping or elevating female athletes. His true feelings were exposed on Sunday
Scientists are pushing back on warnings that microplastics damage your health, saying people are just obese and calling some studies ‘a joke’
Some scientists are saying previous studies warning of the damage microplastics may cause are exaggerated and are false positives triggered by human fat.
Scientists are pushing back on warnings that microplastics damage your health, saying people are just obese and calling some studies ‘a joke’
Some scientists are saying previous studies warning of the damage microplastics may cause are exaggerated and are false positives triggered by human fat.
Trump jokes at Board of Peace about sharing limelight with Rubio, first lady
Trump joked at the inaugural Board of Peace meeting that he might fire Secretary of State Marco Rubio over his success following a European speech.
Salesforce cofounder criticizes Benioff' ICE jokes.
Salesforce CTO Parker Harris addressed Benioff's ICE controversy during an internal meeting.
Islam Makhachev invites Anthony Joshua to Dagestan: ‘Improve your wrestling’
Islam Makhachev still isn’t as popular as his mentor Khabib Nurmagomedov, but he’s getting there. One thing that’s helping him is his viral quote, ‘Send Dagestan 2-3 years and forget.’ “It’s not like joke I said at the time,” Makhachev told Arena Fight TV. “I see Daniel Cormier and I’m talking about the wrestling and […]
Marc Benioff's ICE jokes spark outrage in pivotal time for Salesforce
CEO Marc Benioff's ICE jokes at a Salesforce event stirred employee backlash, adding to company challenges like stock decline.
Yes Minister update I’m Sorry, Prime Minister shows that politics may be beyond a joke
Stage version of the beloved sitcom relies on jokes about social progress and cancel culture rather than Westminster machinations
Salesforce execs address CEO Marc Benioff's ICE-related jokes
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff made jokes about ICE during an employee event. Executives have addressed the comments.
Salesforce sends staff emails for missing event after CEO's ICE jokes
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff's comments angered many employees. Some said they did not go back to the event afterward.
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff made ICE jokes. Some staff aren't happy.
Salesforce employees took to Slack to express anger and disappointment in CEO Marc Benioff's comments.
Bengals avoid being butt of jokes at NFL Honors show
One year ago, NFL Honors host Snoop Dogg roasted the Bengals' defense after shouting out quarterback Joe Burrow.
How JoySauce is building an Asian American comedy pipeline from the ground up
JoySauce launches its first ad-supported streaming channel on Amazon Prime dedicated to Asian American voices, premiering comedy series "Jokes with JoySauce" in January.
Trevor Noah draws Trump's ire after Grammys jokes about the president, Nicki Minaj
Noah saved his most pointed jokes for absentees, and elicited an angry post from the president.
Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over Epstein joke at Grammys
President calls host a ‘pathetic, talentless, dope of an M.C’ after jibe about his connections to late sex offender at ceremony
Trump tries humor, gets silence, at black-tie dinner with ‘people I hate’
In a frenetic presidency marked by jarring contrasts, he added another Saturday night: suiting up in black-tie regalia amid mass immigration protests and telling jokes about invading Greenland.
Trump jokes about suing his Federal Reserve nominee Warsh at elite Washington dinner
President Donald Trump joked that he might sue his newly selected Federal Reserve chair nominee, Kevin Warsh, over lowering interest rates in a speech to an elite group of Washington’s power set on Saturday night, according to a person who attended the dinner.
COLUMN: Top 20 EIU sports moments of 2025
The year 2025 will be thought of as the year of an exhilarating half time show and a runaway joke that has left six or seven braincells remaining in my head. Closer to home, EIU sports experienced a successful year that included personal achievements, milestones, and Ohio Valley Conference championships. Now that the dust has settled on 2025, here are the top 20...
Netflix Is a Joke Fest 2026 reveals star-studded line-up including Ali Wong, Bill Burr, Nikki Glaser and more
Netflix Is a Joke Festival returns to Los Angeles May 4-10 with more than 350 comedy events at iconic venues across the city. The festival's star-studded lineup includes Bill Burr, Ali Wong, Kevin Hart, Nikki Glaser and dozens more of stand-up's biggest names.
Nikki Glaser’s cut Golden Globes jokes are savage works of art
Nikki Glaser isn’t done taking jabs at the celebrities who were at the 2026 Golden Globes, and the jokes that didn’t make it to air are in a word, spicy.
Nikki Glaser Didn’t Want to Reduce Politics, ICE, Trump to Jokes at Golden Globes: ‘It’s Not Funny’
Nikki Glaser cut jokes about Donald Trump, ICE, and other political topics from her Golden Globes punchlines to avoid trivializing the topics.
Nikki Glaser avoided political jokes while hosting Golden Globes because they’re ‘not funny’
Nikki Glaser explains why she avoided political jokes while hosting the Golden Globes, saying politics 'isn't funny' and describing the challenge of striking the right tone.
Nikki Glaser takes swings at CBS and Leo, goes gentle on Julia in Golden Globes monologue
Nikki Glaser opened Sunday's Golden Globes with a sharp monologue. She joked about stars possibly being in the Epstein Files and took a jab at CBS for editing a critical “60 Minutes” story. Glaser...
Nikki Glaser says Steve Martin sent her a joke to tell at Golden Globes and then took it back: 'That's too far'
As Nikki Glaser prepares to host the Golden Globes, she's received help from comedians including Steve Martin, who sent a joke then took it back.
Leonardo DiCaprio Mocked For Getting Marooned On Vacation With Jeff Bezos
Critics Choice Awards host Chelsea Handler just had to joke with the “One Battle After Another” star after he was MIA at another big event.
A new Deux Ex isn't coming in 2026 as people in charge are "psychopaths", jokes series voice lead
Voice actor Elias Toufexis has assured fans a new Deus Ex game isn't coming in 2026, states the people in charge are "psychopaths".
Inside Uganda’s video halls, ‘video jokers’ transform Hollywood blockbusters into local entertainment
VJs sit at the front of the cinema with a microphone and a sound mixer. Talking over the film, they explain its plot in the local language.
David Spade says he spent 25 years trying to get Eddie Murphy to stop hating him
David Spade says he spent 25 years trying to get Eddie Murphy to stop hating him after his infamous 'SNL' joke making fun of the comedian's movie career: 'He was a hero.'
Cracker jokes and custard chemistry: ways to smuggle science into Christmas
Researchers share the easy ways to uncover moments of festive discovery, proving you don’t need a lab coat to experiment this Christmas
Nine mental-health tips for a happier 2026
Regardless of any resolutions you may have for 2026, one thing is for sure: Everyone wants to have a happy new year.While losing weight or saving money may be great goals, the most straightforward path to happiness is caring for your mental and emotional health. A robust body of research shows that simple cognitive and behavioral strategies can reliably boost happiness and reduce stress – and they’re generally free and accessible to all.These strategies don’t have to be super time-consuming, but they do require intention: They only work if you do them.Here, psychologist Valentina Ogaryan, PhD, clinical director of the Simms/Mann UCLA Center for Integrative Oncology, shares her top tips for cultivating more calm, centeredness and happiness in the new year (or anytime):Make time for playPlay isn’t just for kids, and it’s far from frivolous. The National Institute for Play says engaging in silliness, fun and just-for-pleasure activities reduces stress and increases optimism and resilience. A recent review also found that play improves mental health.“Adults can benefit from play as much as children,” Dr. Ogaryan says, “not just as a reward, but something that helps regulate.”So go ahead and dance with your dog, build something with Legos, tell a joke, sing karaoke or do anything else that feels like fun. Don’t worry about being productive, just enjoy yourself. And, if you can, opt for more analog play, Dr. Ogaryan suggests, as a respite from our ever-more-digital world. Move your bodyWhether you dance, ski, do yoga, play pickleball, ride a bike, roller-skate, hike or lift weights, physical movement benefits overall happiness and well-being. A 2018 review study of more than 1.2 million adults in the U.S. found that doing any kind of exercise was “significantly and meaningfully associated” with better self-reported mental health.The sweet spot was 45 minutes of movement three to five times a week, but even short bursts of physical activity can boost brain health, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.“Movement helps support mood and regulate the nervous system,” Dr. Ogaryan says.Plus: exercise can improve sleep quality, and sleep is essential for mental health.Prioritize sleep“Sleep plays a major role in managing stress,” Dr. Ogaryan says. Research shows that lack of sufficient sleep increases the risk of various diseases, including depression.While stress can interfere with sleep, practicing good sleep hygiene can make logging ZZ’s easier. That means maintaining a consistent bedtime; keeping the bedroom cool, dark and quiet; and avoiding social media, news and stimulating shows before bed.Consume lessWe live in a consumer culture, inundated by endless streams of content and advertising everywhere we go, which makes it easy to get overstimulated.“Something really helpful for stress reduction is to simply consume less,” Dr. Ogaryan says – less news, less social media, less information, less noise, less screen time. “It’s about reducing the input,” she says.Consider setting a maximum number of news articles per day, for example, or a time limit on scrolling. Maybe even go device free for an afternoon or a whole day.Practice present-moment awarenessWith so much coming at us all the time, focusing on the here and now can make life feel more manageable, Dr. Ogaryan says: “When everything feels super overwhelming, when everything feels larger than life, let’s make our world a little bit smaller for that moment in time.”She suggests taking things one day, or even one hour, at a time. Ask yourself: What’s my next right action? Release the need to know how everything turns out and liberate yourself from having to handle everything right now. Let the future take care of itself and just focus on the current moment. Then the next one. Have a daily anchorFrom work to the daily commute to family and life responsibilities, our days can feel jam-packed. Dr. Ogaryan recommends creating a centering daily anchor that can fit into even the busiest day.Maybe it’s a 10-minute walk during your lunch break or mindfully enjoying your coffee in the morning. Let your anchor adapt to your needs each day, she says, but be intentional about using that time to ground yourself and calm your nervous system. You might even say to yourself, “I choose this walk to help me become centered,” or “My day already feels stressful, so I’m going to take the next 10 minutes to enjoy this cup of coffee, feel the warm mug in my hand and just be present.” Having an anchor won’t erase the busy-ness from your day, but it will allow you to approach it more calmly.Be kind to yourselfMost of us have a harsh inner critic in our heads who works overtime. But that critical voice only increases our stress, triggering the same fight-or-flight response as caustic words from another person.To feel happier, we need to replace that inner critic with a kinder, more compassionate voice, Dr. Ogaryan says. Studies show that self-compassion is a source of eudaimonic happiness – the kind of happiness associated with purpose and meaning in life.While our knee-jerk reaction may be to self-criticize – “How could you let it get to this point? You didn’t manage your time well and now the project is going to be late. You’re so inept.” – we fare better mentally by treating ourselves with kindness, like we would a friend. That might sound like, “You’ve got a lot on your plate, but you are capable and you’ll get it done. I believe in you.”We may think that speaking kindly to ourselves means letting ourselves off the hook, so we end up becoming lazy do-nothings. But research shows the opposite: People who are self-compassionate are more likely to try harder in the face of failure and ultimately reach their goals.You can thank your inner critic for its good intentions, but resolve to talk to yourself in a kind, compassionate voice.Connect with othersHumans are social animals built for connection. Stress can be isolating and cause us to withdraw, but connecting with others is a salve for the psyche, Dr. Ogaryan says.“We know that not all relationships are always easy, but if we can think about intentional, nourishing connection – even in really small doses – it could really help center us,” she says.Take a moment to laugh with your colleagues, hug your pet, have a conversation with a friend or smile at the barista making your coffee. A study found that even tiny interactions with casual acquaintances and strangers decreases loneliness and improves happiness and well-being.Seek supportIf you try these practices and happiness remains elusive, or if you can’t access the wherewithal to follow these tips, seek support from your physician or a therapist. Mental health conditions are among the most common health issues in the U.S. and around the world – more prevalent than diabetes or heart disease. One in five people in the U.S. experiences a mental illness each year, with depression and anxiety the most common, according to the National Institute of Mental Health.“We can all think about these tips,” Dr. Ogaryan says. “But it’s important to recognize if you’ve done everything you can and you’re still really struggling, it’s really important to seek help.”
A black swan event: Keir actually cracked a good joke at PMQs
MPs from most corners of Commons laughed at the festive gag – but stony-faced Farage failed to see the funny side
Notre Dame to join a conference after CFP rejection? That's a joke
When the airing of grievances finally concludes, Notre Dame will do what it always does. The Irish will stay independent.
JD Vance says Trump crudely mocked politician’s manhood after asking his shoe size
Vice President JD Vance related a below-the-belt joke by Donald Trump, saying he wouldn’t publicly “embarrass” another politician by talking about his small shoe size.
Look again at the Nuzzi affair. Because when our politics and media are so debased, the joke’s on us
There is a bread and circuses feel to this scandal. A wise public would see red flags; instead it sees entertainment, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik
"Joke's on you," says No Man's Sky lead as rival survival game confirms it's replacing an eerily familiar cosmetic
Once Human has been accused of imitating and adapting a No Man's Sky teleporter to create a decorative item included in its loot crates.
Analysis: Trump is talking about everything — but not two things that really matter
Amid a deluge of jokes, insults, social media rage and warnings of imminent military action that have spilled from President Donald Trump in an especially loquacious few days, there have been two startling omissions.
BD Wong apologizes for racist joke: 'No excuses'
BD Wong is apologizing for a racist joke he made in a now-deleted social media post.
For Gen Z, cash isn't king. It's a joke.
'It's money that doesn't exist": Gen Z is treating cash like fake money.